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91 Responses to “Real Age”

  1. Quite cute. Not very useful, but cute.

  2. you need to make a way to go back a page

  3. so im 19 but after the test my real age was 1.7? what the fuck was this supposed to be funny did i miss something?

  4. Appears I’m going to die tomorrow. This is good. LOL!

  5. It turns out I am -4.5 years old.

    Nice

  6. apparently i should have died before i was born great

  7. It says I’m 24, does that mean I can drink legally? LOL. At least I have 64.1 years to live.

  8. Was fun and interesting to see how different factors were assumed to play into longevity.

    Turns out im younger than I really am. I like that.

    Put some additional rules in to limit the age going into crazy extremes and you will become more accepted

  9. My real age is -0.399999999999999, so what does this mean? I’m glad that im expected to live to about 90, but i don’t think my age is negative..

  10. It says I’m supposed to live another 15,000 days. That seems like too many. What’s the best way to reduce that number?

  11. I’m 22 and I scored 93 as my life expectancy and 3 as my real age, lol. Not so sure about the last number, but it’s interesting to see how “small” daily habits affect your life expectancy.

    You don’t pay the price to have good habits. You pay the price for bad habits and you enjoy the rewards of good ones.

  12. Wow.

    I am 34 years old. But based on my alcohol and drug lifestyle but the fact I remain active and do not have much stress the test says I am actually 36.4 and will live to 71… not bad if you ask me.

  13. What the fuck is this shit?

    You can’t put mixed race/bi-racial in so I can’t take this stupid little test.

    Boo-Urns

  14. The sleep scale is wrong, to many hours of sleep is as bad as not enough. Also being a tiny bit fat is better for you than being thin, or so the recent mortality stats seem to indicate.

  15. wtf… i am 29, but it gave me real age of 5.4 and life expectancy 97.6.

  16. ha..is this true? i got 17800 more days. real age 25.1

  17. Tyler Durden Is a baby!

  18. More and more research is showing that the current accepted theories on fat are actually nonsense, and in reality the opposite is true. Overweight people don’t actually suffer more from what are commonly referred to as fat related diseases. On top of that, overweight people have a lower incidence of stuff like Parkinsons Disease etc…

  19. ok 27300 days to go…Hmm i’m 14 but I seem to be in the body of a child aged 0.02000 years! This is cool but no way reliable..

  20. This test is BS

  21. What about having children? That’s got to be a huge influence on life expectancy - both positive and negative. Think of all the grey hairs our parents claim we give them.

  22. I’m 22 and It says my real age is 22!
    And life expectancy of 74 (Which seems to be the average!) . Not bad I guess :)

  23. I’m 19 and my age is 8.2 and I have till i’m 84.8 and have 24000 more days to live. Yay.

  24. this test is aimed at sodomites and drug addicts

  25. I’m 17 yet i scored as being 5.5 years old. and i’ll live to be 85.5… this seems way wrong because of my disease…

  26. I’m -0.500!

  27. Haha so according to this i’m 1.1 years old (really 14) and i’ll live to 87…the first number is kinda off haha

  28. Why does everyone score so well?
    I’m 19 and it says my age is 34.6.
    I’m going to die when im 57 :(

  29. Nice, I’ll live to 102.
    But I will have outlived my savings, and all of my friends.
    Not nice.

    Comments above by the pishers above, made this exercise a hoot.

  30. This is amazing ! live a healthy life and don’t worry ;)

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  31. The alcohol scoring sounds a little MADD to me…

  32. Really curious and suggestive.

  33. oh yeh well my 1 yr old kid is -34.1 years of age yeh yeh!

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  35. lmao it says im 9.5 yrs old but Im 15 bilogically.. but thats gd haha and my expectancy is 79.5 WOOT

  36. lick my bird, this is bushleague, hey test, your bush. ill bet this is hard to read. fuck, your a fag. suck my dick, i like dick and fart jokes. penis diharrea. balls on your chin. cock soup.

  37. im probably the coolest person writing on this awesome page. generally speaking, when i go out in public, i embarrass my family name in some way. William tennent high school, we are white trash.

  38. i heard that carlsbad home insurance touches small children

  39. Ohmigod….. I’m biologically 2 months away from 40, but my real age is 20.1

    No way do I wanna be THAT young again! LOL!!! :-D :-D

  40. Roll on 40; perhaps I’d better get unhealthy and stressed… I’ll be “normal” again then! :-D

  41. To: Foo

    How can you reduce your life expectancy? Walk under a bus perhaps??

  42. You made the buttons too sensitive and no back button. Most of the time I click my mouse and it’ll hit the ok button twice, skipping a question.

  43. it says my age is 38,9……i’m 22….this is a bad thing right?

  44. mannnnn my age is -7.7 and i won’t die till i’m a hundred! my actual age is 19, but i doubt i have another 107 years left in me.

  45. I am 23 and it says I am 28.7.

    And apparently I am going to die at the age of 68.3.

    That’s nice to know.

  46. Wow I’m younger than I actually am! Cool!

    “Heyyyy ladies, I’m 35, but my Real Age(tm) is 27″…. lol!

  47. Woo hoo! I’m biologically 40.5 but my real age is 22.4!!

  48. hahaha… I see that most of you guys are either descendents of Hercules or… well lie even taking an anonimous test, that is just for yourself. rotfl

  49. or maybe this test is stupid, Sebastian

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  52. Cute test!=)
    I`m 20 and it shows that i`m 28!!!
    I have to die in 65.7!!! That suckssss!!!!!

  53. Im dead already by -9900 days

  54. i dont know whether to be happy that im going to live til 83 or be bummed.. hahaha im 23 my realage is 10.6.. hah

  55. Am already 58, but the test revealed me real age is 29. If am really gonna live 100 plus years, ain’t that a real bonus in life? The question, though, is will I still know my name by then? Hope so. Maybe healthy living will help us reach the ages saner.

  56. Glad you have this test, good moral support. At 58 am 29 yrs old only. Some bonus in life.

  57. You guys ought to get a sense of humor. This was a cute way of telling all of us what the risk factors are and which ones to avoid.
    That is if you want to live a long life.

  58. About your question of “Love”

    I can’t accept the answers of it.
    Married people is not always happy.
    Singled is not always unhappy, stressful.

  59. Heh. 3.9 and I’m 22. Totally not of any use though :) Drug use for one, just lumped them all into one category: “BAD!”. You require a back button!

  60. the part that I find annoying is the eduaction thing. What about my grandparents? They’re in they’re 80s and only one of them graduated from high school. There have been people who have done 6 yrs of college and died in their 40s! education Has little to NO effect on age.

  61. btw, i am 24, and it had my current age as 2.2 and my expectancy as 97.3 ….wonder what my hubby’s is….can’t be good for him…but that i already know

  62. biological age: 22
    real age: 9.9 lol wtf?!
    life expectancy: 86.1, nice!

  63. Works fine for me on Firefox; must not have been written for noobs.

    Great calculator, but 2010 is still the best year to die in the USA; if you don’t understand, please don’t vote.

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  65. I’m 19 and ended up with 16.6. Nice. I’ve 21000 days left to live.

  66. ummm… yeah how did you guys get like 34 years old. I’m 15 and I scored -6.9 years old. But that’s great because that means that I will live to 95.9 years old.

  67. Wait…maybe I’m missing something obvious, but what does birth control have to do with life expectancy?

  68. interesting but how accurate is this really? some questions had two parts and i would have answered diff if separated out (i eat almost no processed food but probably too much fat). what about how many ounces of red meat you eat per day? that definately affects your health. what about family history of cancer? i scored younger than my wife and that is all that really matters with this little thing, i now have bragging rights!!! so when i’m 87 and single look out ladies hot widdower coming up in about 52 years.

  69. I couldn’t understand some parts of this article Age, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.

  70. Re Poe: Studies show that a higher education generally leads to a longer age. Not in all cases, but there’s a difference.

    Apparently I’m -5 and will live to be 92. Nice :]
    Of course, this is ignoring that I’m 13 and obviously wouldn’t need a pap smear or diabetes test, or be on the pill… lol

  71. I was searching for ‘diabetes test’ at google and got this your post (’Age’) in search results. Not very relevant result, but still interesting to read :)

  72. So I am not the only one to die soon. That’s a relief……

  73. I hope this test is very wrong! I am 27, says I am 60, and I am going to die when I am 41. WooHOO…I have 5100 more days to live. In other words, I should have died 19 years ago. LOL.

  74. You can live up to 142.1 years according to this, if you do everything exactly right.

  75. That scared the shit out of me. I see some new year resolutions coming my way

  76. Life Expectancy of 85.2, nice!

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  78. This can be a rather flattering little page. Wink, wink!!! I have just realised I am younger than my only child. I would love to know how THIS happened. ???

  79. Well genetic disorders are no fun. Everyone has one faulty gene or two and that is not problematic until you meet up with a partner with the same faulty genes. So my parents are extremely healthy and are aged 58 and on this test they are at age 40 and it said they are going to live to 97. My brother and I have genetic disorders and we are aged 30 and 32. This test puts us at 45 and mentions that we will live to 53! I believe it. He and I have severe heart, lung, and digestive problems, (duh we do get stressed & depressed), despite that we never drink, smoke, or take high risks. So all you people who overeat, drink, smoke, take illicit drugs, and are healthy it is NOT fair, but beware it WILL catch up with you. What you can do when you are 20, your body will not be able to do when you are 30. It will be worse when you are 40 and 50. Yes there are those that smoke and drink and live to 100 and that happened in the past, but now it is a different world. More money is spent on alcohol and cigarettes each year which is more than what is spent on health insurance. It is sad. More women and men die from heart disease each year than all the cancers combined. We all need to take care of our hearts and minds because we only have one life. An ounce of prevention is worth a lb of cure. Prevention is the best medicine.

  80. lol - I put in im 100 and chose worst things each time:
    Biological Age: 100
    Real Age: 189.4

    Average Life Expectancy: 103
    Your Life Expectancy: 13.6

    You can expect to live approximately another -31500 days.

    -31500 DAYS????? Holy hell, I don’t want to be 100!

  81. Damn it- I’ve just realised; I’m about 13.6 now! Nooooooooooooooooo

  82. Hello! Found your blog on yahoo - thanks for the article but i still don\’t get it.

  83. how about putting “in a happy relationship” under relationship status. Not everyone feels the need to for the government to justify their relationship, and not everyone even has the option. So just because I’m not married I must be single or cheating? and gay people don’t count?

  84. It’s amazing how many young people out there seem to think they HAVE to make smart remarks, or worse, just to be clever or noticed. Sad, really. To them: Why can’t you just compliment those who went to the trouble creating this site and were asking for some positive feedback?
    I found it interesting, amusing and worth the effort running through the 34 questions. Juggling the figures a bit - in your favour of course - can be usefully rewarding.
    To the Creators: Thanks for a worthwhile site - I enjoyed it.
    John - 080107-23:43EST

  85. Interesting stuff, thanks for creating this site

  86. Hello…I Googled for max hit calculator, but found your page about Age…and have to say thanks. nice read.

  87. I like your blog and will come back soon

  88. 41.3 ! good to be born in 1952.

  89. Hi there…Man i just love your blog, keep the cool posts comin..holy Wednesday

  90. Hey!…I Googled for masuimi maz, but found your page about Age…and have to say thanks. nice read.

  91. i’m 19 and my real age is 4.8
    i took another test of this sort and it said i was 24.3
    i didn’t change my responses or anything.
    it just goes to show you how accurate these things can be

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