Real Age
Use this real age calculator to get to know your real age and life expectancy. All you have to do is anwser to the questions asked below and life expectancy calculator gives you an estimate on how long will you live.
The longetivity and vitality of your life is relative to your lifestyle, activities and healt, not youst your real date of birth. Coplete this exam to calculate your REAL age.
This calculator should be used for entertainment only. Do not to take the results too seriously. 
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Quite cute. Not very useful, but cute.
you need to make a way to go back a page
so im 19 but after the test my real age was 1.7? what the fuck was this supposed to be funny did i miss something?
Appears I’m going to die tomorrow. This is good. LOL!
It turns out I am -4.5 years old.
Nice
apparently i should have died before i was born great
It says I’m 24, does that mean I can drink legally? LOL. At least I have 64.1 years to live.
Was fun and interesting to see how different factors were assumed to play into longevity.
Turns out im younger than I really am. I like that.
Put some additional rules in to limit the age going into crazy extremes and you will become more accepted
My real age is -0.399999999999999, so what does this mean? I’m glad that im expected to live to about 90, but i don’t think my age is negative..
It says I’m supposed to live another 15,000 days. That seems like too many. What’s the best way to reduce that number?
I’m 22 and I scored 93 as my life expectancy and 3 as my real age, lol. Not so sure about the last number, but it’s interesting to see how “small” daily habits affect your life expectancy.
You don’t pay the price to have good habits. You pay the price for bad habits and you enjoy the rewards of good ones.
Wow.
I am 34 years old. But based on my alcohol and drug lifestyle but the fact I remain active and do not have much stress the test says I am actually 36.4 and will live to 71… not bad if you ask me.
What the fuck is this shit?
You can’t put mixed race/bi-racial in so I can’t take this stupid little test.
Boo-Urns
The sleep scale is wrong, to many hours of sleep is as bad as not enough. Also being a tiny bit fat is better for you than being thin, or so the recent mortality stats seem to indicate.
wtf… i am 29, but it gave me real age of 5.4 and life expectancy 97.6.
ha..is this true? i got 17800 more days. real age 25.1
Tyler Durden Is a baby!
More and more research is showing that the current accepted theories on fat are actually nonsense, and in reality the opposite is true. Overweight people don’t actually suffer more from what are commonly referred to as fat related diseases. On top of that, overweight people have a lower incidence of stuff like Parkinsons Disease etc…
ok 27300 days to go…Hmm i’m 14 but I seem to be in the body of a child aged 0.02000 years! This is cool but no way reliable..
This test is BS
What about having children? That’s got to be a huge influence on life expectancy – both positive and negative. Think of all the grey hairs our parents claim we give them.
I’m 22 and It says my real age is 22!
And life expectancy of 74 (Which seems to be the average!) . Not bad I guess
I’m 19 and my age is 8.2 and I have till i’m 84.8 and have 24000 more days to live. Yay.
this test is aimed at sodomites and drug addicts
I’m 17 yet i scored as being 5.5 years old. and i’ll live to be 85.5… this seems way wrong because of my disease…
I’m -0.500!
Haha so according to this i’m 1.1 years old (really 14) and i’ll live to 87…the first number is kinda off haha
Why does everyone score so well?
I’m 19 and it says my age is 34.6.
I’m going to die when im 57
Nice, I’ll live to 102.
But I will have outlived my savings, and all of my friends.
Not nice.
Comments above by the pishers above, made this exercise a hoot.
This is amazing ! live a healthy life and don’t worry
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The alcohol scoring sounds a little MADD to me…
Really curious and suggestive.
oh yeh well my 1 yr old kid is -34.1 years of age yeh yeh!
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lmao it says im 9.5 yrs old but Im 15 bilogically.. but thats gd haha and my expectancy is 79.5 WOOT
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im probably the coolest person writing on this awesome page. generally speaking, when i go out in public, i embarrass my family name in some way. William tennent high school, we are white trash.
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Ohmigod….. I’m biologically 2 months away from 40, but my real age is 20.1
No way do I wanna be THAT young again! LOL!!!
Roll on 40; perhaps I’d better get unhealthy and stressed… I’ll be “normal” again then!
To: Foo
How can you reduce your life expectancy? Walk under a bus perhaps??
You made the buttons too sensitive and no back button. Most of the time I click my mouse and it’ll hit the ok button twice, skipping a question.
it says my age is 38,9……i’m 22….this is a bad thing right?
mannnnn my age is -7.7 and i won’t die till i’m a hundred! my actual age is 19, but i doubt i have another 107 years left in me.
I am 23 and it says I am 28.7.
And apparently I am going to die at the age of 68.3.
That’s nice to know.
Wow I’m younger than I actually am! Cool!
“Heyyyy ladies, I’m 35, but my Real Age(tm) is 27″…. lol!
Woo hoo! I’m biologically 40.5 but my real age is 22.4!!
hahaha… I see that most of you guys are either descendents of Hercules or… well lie even taking an anonimous test, that is just for yourself. rotfl
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Cute test!=)
I`m 20 and it shows that i`m 28!!!
I have to die in 65.7!!! That suckssss!!!!!
Im dead already by -9900 days
i dont know whether to be happy that im going to live til 83 or be bummed.. hahaha im 23 my realage is 10.6.. hah
Am already 58, but the test revealed me real age is 29. If am really gonna live 100 plus years, ain’t that a real bonus in life? The question, though, is will I still know my name by then? Hope so. Maybe healthy living will help us reach the ages saner.
Glad you have this test, good moral support. At 58 am 29 yrs old only. Some bonus in life.
You guys ought to get a sense of humor. This was a cute way of telling all of us what the risk factors are and which ones to avoid.
That is if you want to live a long life.
About your question of “Love”
I can’t accept the answers of it.
Married people is not always happy.
Singled is not always unhappy, stressful.
Heh. 3.9 and I’m 22. Totally not of any use though
Drug use for one, just lumped them all into one category: “BAD!”. You require a back button!
the part that I find annoying is the eduaction thing. What about my grandparents? They’re in they’re 80s and only one of them graduated from high school. There have been people who have done 6 yrs of college and died in their 40s! education Has little to NO effect on age.
btw, i am 24, and it had my current age as 2.2 and my expectancy as 97.3 ….wonder what my hubby’s is….can’t be good for him…but that i already know
biological age: 22
real age: 9.9 lol wtf?!
life expectancy: 86.1, nice!
Works fine for me on Firefox; must not have been written for noobs.
Great calculator, but 2010 is still the best year to die in the USA; if you don’t understand, please don’t vote.
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article nnial 2007 – salvatore iaconesi – del.icio.us poetry, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.
I’m 19 and ended up with 16.6. Nice. I’ve 21000 days left to live.
ummm… yeah how did you guys get like 34 years old. I’m 15 and I scored -6.9 years old. But that’s great because that means that I will live to 95.9 years old.
Wait…maybe I’m missing something obvious, but what does birth control have to do with life expectancy?
interesting but how accurate is this really? some questions had two parts and i would have answered diff if separated out (i eat almost no processed food but probably too much fat). what about how many ounces of red meat you eat per day? that definately affects your health. what about family history of cancer? i scored younger than my wife and that is all that really matters with this little thing, i now have bragging rights!!! so when i’m 87 and single look out ladies hot widdower coming up in about 52 years.
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article Age, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.
Re Poe: Studies show that a higher education generally leads to a longer age. Not in all cases, but there’s a difference.
Apparently I’m -5 and will live to be 92. Nice :]
Of course, this is ignoring that I’m 13 and obviously wouldn’t need a pap smear or diabetes test, or be on the pill… lol
I was searching for ‘diabetes test’ at google and got this your post (’Age’) in search results. Not very relevant result, but still interesting to read
So I am not the only one to die soon. That’s a relief……
I hope this test is very wrong! I am 27, says I am 60, and I am going to die when I am 41. WooHOO…I have 5100 more days to live. In other words, I should have died 19 years ago. LOL.
You can live up to 142.1 years according to this, if you do everything exactly right.
That scared the shit out of me. I see some new year resolutions coming my way
Life Expectancy of 85.2, nice!
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This can be a rather flattering little page. Wink, wink!!! I have just realised I am younger than my only child. I would love to know how THIS happened. ???
Well genetic disorders are no fun. Everyone has one faulty gene or two and that is not problematic until you meet up with a partner with the same faulty genes. So my parents are extremely healthy and are aged 58 and on this test they are at age 40 and it said they are going to live to 97. My brother and I have genetic disorders and we are aged 30 and 32. This test puts us at 45 and mentions that we will live to 53! I believe it. He and I have severe heart, lung, and digestive problems, (duh we do get stressed & depressed), despite that we never drink, smoke, or take high risks. So all you people who overeat, drink, smoke, take illicit drugs, and are healthy it is NOT fair, but beware it WILL catch up with you. What you can do when you are 20, your body will not be able to do when you are 30. It will be worse when you are 40 and 50. Yes there are those that smoke and drink and live to 100 and that happened in the past, but now it is a different world. More money is spent on alcohol and cigarettes each year which is more than what is spent on health insurance. It is sad. More women and men die from heart disease each year than all the cancers combined. We all need to take care of our hearts and minds because we only have one life. An ounce of prevention is worth a lb of cure. Prevention is the best medicine.
lol – I put in im 100 and chose worst things each time:
Biological Age: 100
Real Age: 189.4
Average Life Expectancy: 103
Your Life Expectancy: 13.6
You can expect to live approximately another -31500 days.
-31500 DAYS????? Holy hell, I don’t want to be 100!
Damn it- I’ve just realised; I’m about 13.6 now! Nooooooooooooooooo
Hello! Found your blog on yahoo – thanks for the article but i still don\’t get it.
how about putting “in a happy relationship” under relationship status. Not everyone feels the need to for the government to justify their relationship, and not everyone even has the option. So just because I’m not married I must be single or cheating? and gay people don’t count?
It’s amazing how many young people out there seem to think they HAVE to make smart remarks, or worse, just to be clever or noticed. Sad, really. To them: Why can’t you just compliment those who went to the trouble creating this site and were asking for some positive feedback?
I found it interesting, amusing and worth the effort running through the 34 questions. Juggling the figures a bit – in your favour of course – can be usefully rewarding.
To the Creators: Thanks for a worthwhile site – I enjoyed it.
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41.3 ! good to be born in 1952.
i’m 19 and my real age is 4.8
i took another test of this sort and it said i was 24.3
i didn’t change my responses or anything.
it just goes to show you how accurate these things can be
I’m 3.1 and will live to 95.5!
I did that realage.com thing a while back and it said I was 15 something biologically, even tho I am 25, going to be 26 in a month.
stoped after what is the average life expectancy of parents grandpants. I have dead grandparents at 64 and ones alive at 90 and my parents aren’t dead how can anyone really answer this ?
I think you guys are mistaking the “real age” and taking it as an ACTUAL age when it’s meant to be taken as a score, not an age. The lower the score, the healthier you are.
Obviously nobody goes around going, man, I’m as healthy as a five-year-old.
Cool – not sure how ’scientific’ it is but it would be fun to do with friends to compare notes.
Cool – not sure how ’scientific’ it is but it would be fun to do with friends and compare ages
Doesn’t say anything about illegal drug use…
Im 1.9 years old (17 actually) and will live till 92.9 years ^^
so if i get married i’ll live longer?
oh damn you, prop 8!
So apparently I’m not even alive yet, since my RealAge is -1 (am actually 17).
I think it is meant for older peeps like myself,I am turning 41 and had a RA of 29.
Which most ppl think I look and act so maybe age is just a number after all.
This test is fucking irrelevant and about as useful as tits on a man. whoever came up with this need to get his/her head out of their ass.
Great. I’m 29 and my “real” age is 14.9 years old and it says I’ll live to 88.1.
aw come on its only a bit of fun not to be taken serious. Dont worry be happy Merry Christmas All.
I’m biracial. Do I check “Asian” or “Caucasian” if I’m half and half?
I don’t know my blood pressure. I think this just wasnt suited for confused 13-year old girls…
LOL!!!!!!!!!
Well im 11. Im really 3.8.
But then i tried to make everything negative starting with Caucasion Male 100+ years old and negative from there. -29300 (negative 29300) years to go!!! i should already be dead if i told the truth.
Tengo 50 años y me dice que mi edad es de 45. Bueno, estoy contenta. Esperanza de vida hasta los 80,1. Qué se le va a hacer, yo quería vivir hasta los 90 años ….
hehe im 15.7 years old
and i will live for 72.3 years!!!!
Perhaps there is a statistical issue when I can score a -15.4 year life expectency… If I were a bald and stocky overweight American Indian who drove more than 20000 miles a year, jumped out of airplanes, has severe heart, lung and intestinal problems, no friends and constantly thinks about suicidal.
That person would be the genetic equivalent of dividing by 0.
Yeah, i’m 24 and my real age is 2.6 i’m a terrible two thats cool, and i’ll live to 95.4. makes me happy to know old age is in my futur, i’ll have to make my husband take the test too. Kool beans.
My biological age is 14 and the test said im 27. And my life expectancy is 61. Huh, I thought I was younger. It seems almost everyone is going to outlive me these days.
wow my logical age is 49 but this dumb test says my ‘real’ age is 28.
lmfao!
so i only have 21900 days to live. great. Whatever!! this is dumb, but if i do die in approximatly that amount of days i will foer sure put u in my will. lolzz.
so my biological age is 25 years old, my real age is 8.2, average life expectancy is 74 and but my life expectancy is 90.2…
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nice…. i know i’ll live long…
my ‘real’ age is -3.9!! lol
Biological Age-20,,,, Real Age-24,, Average Life Expectancy-74,, My Life Expectancy-70.
fun
GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just to screw with it put down 100 as biological age and chose all bad choices. Says you’ll live -31,500 days. LOL. How is that even possible? Gotta agree, cute but not exactly accurate (or possible) is some cases.
creepy….
the exact days and everything….
Yai I’m 15 and it tells me -1.4 year?I haven’t even been born its great i get to live till I’m 90.4 year old (it explains why I sleep 16/24 every day in summer I love sleep and dreams)
im 17, it says im 21.7; also says im gunna live to 69.3
Haha … this thing is quite interesting.
But what’s more interesting, is the posts on here. Get to grips, honestly. We really don’t give a fuck what your ‘real age’ is and what your ‘biological age’.
I think from the first 20 posts we’d gathered its pretty unreliable – I mean, I have supposed to have been dead for 2.9 years.
So, instead of wasting your time, and boring the fuck out of us with what your fucking age is, how you feel about it and what you’re going to do – keep it to yourself.
Just a fucking suggestion. I think this post is more useful and informative that any other one you fuckers posted.
So..I’m 17, but I’m 3.4 apparently. Will live to 84.7, nifteh lol
I’m negative 0.2 years old. Lawl. I’m 16.
All you teens and 20 somethings who think you will live to 107: trust me, stress, goes up, sleep goes down, anxiety climbs, and a bit more drinking feels like a survival tactic. This test would be great if we all lived an entirely static life, but since kids are happy, allowed to sleep in, prohibited from drinking, and don’t have to get up to feed the brats at 2 a.m., its not very good as a predictor for them.
YEAH…APPARENTLY I AM ALMOST 6 YEARS OLDER THAN I ACTUALLY AM WTF?!?!
what the heck is -1? I not even born
I am 12, and my real age is 3.9, and I should live until 82.1
But since I am so freakin young, I am not sure if this is of any use. You know, I don’t think it’s of any use for anyone, but it is fun. Just have to make sure my parents aren’t looking over my shoulder or anything, cuz they would be all concerned or something, and I have no reason why.
You know, I am going to take the test again, pretend I am 7, and put the most unhealthy choices possible, and see if they say I am dead or something!
okay, pretending I am 7, and putting in the most unhealthy answers possible, makes me 100.4, and I should live to be -19.4
That’s right, NEGATIVE 19.4!
Next, pretending I am 100!
pretend biological age: 100
Real age: 193.4
Life expectancy: 9.599999
I Like this i’m 16 again, guys fuck you bitch ass mother fucker email me
Not very accurate ,but not bad as a general indicator
This is a really bad test, I’m living an extremely unhealthy lifestyle with a family history of heart problems, but because I don’t drink, have fairly low stress, am dating someone, and get enough sleep it says I’m much younger than I actually am.
I love it. It made me much youger from 39 to 27.1
cool tool.
You shold make this for Google Gadget!